Unexceptional Classics

Sierra Alpha Alpha Bravo: the Saab 900 that got away

by Giles Chapman
28 October 2020 3 min read
Sierra Alpha Alpha Bravo: the Saab 900 that got away
Photos: Saab

If I still had my old 1984 Saab 900 then I’d certainly be buffing it up for entry into the next available Festival Of the Unexceptional. You might feel this upmarket saloon from Sweden has rather too much mystique for its prominent rubber-clad bumpers to be jostling Datsun Violets and Talbot Solaras. But I should perhaps explain this was by no means a 900 Turbo or Convertible.

Back in the early 1990s I had negotiated one of those bizarre, convoluted pay packages with my boss that don’t exist these days. There was no chance of a company car as a perk for my dedication to the business – and they didn’t do Luncheon Vouchers or gym membership – but if I bought something myself then he’d add it on to the company’s insurance.

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It could therefore be a plush car but a line was drawn at such boy racer appellations as GTI, GTE, Sprint, XR, GTA, GT indeed, probably even S was a no-no, and definitely not Turbo (although Turbodiesel may have been allowed, but they smelled).

Early Saab 900 Turbo_Hagerty
The 900 Turbo was the car of Giles Chapman’s dreams

For some unfathomable reason I was quite drawn to the Peugeot 305 and Volkswagen Jetta. But a very basic Saab was always going to have more charisma, and my (steel) wheels of choice was eventually pinpointed to a village garage in Surrey for £1800. It was in very tidy nick but they seemed delighted to wave me off in it.

That must have been down to the extraordinarily humdrum and undesirable spec. It was the four-door 900 GL Sedan version (I think the 1979-84 900 remains unique in having been offered as a two-door saloon, three-door hatch, four-door saloon, five-door hatch and two-door soft-top) with a carburettor 2-litre engine and three-speed automatic gearbox. The original order sheet for my car must have left every option box unticked because it had wind-up windows, cloth upholstery, a radio without a cassette slot, rubber mats and mirrors with the indignity of needing hand adjustment.

Saab 900 interior

Obviously, it was no firecracker on the move, and a bit ponderous, but the grip with its engine tilted over under that long bonnet for a low centre of gravity and driving the front wheels, was tenacious. Every day I had to cleave my way through the urban sprawl of south-west London to reach the office in the Saab, which was absurdly thirsty for the task. A Peugeot 205 would have been much suitable, but then it wouldn’t have had the 900’s fantastically comfortable driver’s seat, jet-fighter view out of the radically curved windscreen, and just generally padded and insulated feeling that made travelling though Croydon backstreets less scary. A tank. Yes, that’s right – a great big tank.

The 900 had a strange backstory. The centre section passenger cell was all but identical to its 99 predecessor that had been around since 1967, but the 900 had a longer snout and stretched-out tail that gave it the appearance of an anteater on wheels. And it was packed with strange yet eminently sensible features, like doors that tucked under the car so there was no sill to climb over, a dashboard curved around the driver, and an excellent Swedish logic to the controls that put the things you used most often – like the radio knobs – in the most prominent positions. Everything about it had the practical, rubber-faced unbreakability of something you’d find in a hospital corridor.

Mine had an unscrewable radio aerial, for example (more Croydon-proofing) and you could fold down the back seat for a vast, flat load floor that you could sleep in (I did that, supremely hard and uncomfortable, but still possible).

Saab 900 Turbo cutaway illustration_Hagerty

I know the 900 Turbo was a great car, but I’ve never driven one. In the three years I had my 900 they were all I ever saw, never any other plain ones like mine. And while I flashed lights and waved the 900 Turbo drivers never deigned to respond.

Yet all of us original 900 owners hated what happened in 1993, when Saab launched its new 900. With General Motors now at the helm, Saab was being forced to fall in with normality, using the Vauxhall Cavalier as a basis and then adding some of the old 900 quirks – like its ignition key position between the seats – as mere garnish. It lost its way and, ultimately, closed its doors in 2016.

I did finally get a company car for good behaviour, and the 900 was surplus to requirements. You should never sell your cars to your friends but I did and, wouldn’t you know, it almost immediately blew a head gasket and stranded him somewhere on the way to an important meeting. But I look back on my days with this most boring of Saabs with the same rosy glow as its aircraft-inspired instruments.

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  • Roness says:

    I have owned eight Saab’s over the years, starting with a couple of ’96’s’ they were brilliant & especially safe cars in their day. Giles is dead right about the dead end when General Motors took over, suddenly my love affair was over when I bought my ‘Cavalier in drag’ 900. It was difficult to put my finger on what was missing but somehow the charm had gone out of the relationship & I couldn’t wait to move it on! What a shame!

  • Les Molnar says:

    Absolutely love the 900 classic, have owned mine for 21 years, and it still drives perfect

  • Kevin mawdsley says:

    Just bought one for £1800 pound and I love it drives well MOT with no advisories

  • Gareth says:

    I chose mine without knowing the quality it possessed.i luckily did get electric windows and mirrors, heated seats but only a c reg injection 9000(the 900 replacement) but fell in love with its awesome build quality ,driveability and such comfort.the 9000 was the last proper saab with no gm interference. The idiocy of allowing gm to take over was astoundingly poor decision making.i did manage to upgrade to 9000 turbos of which I care for a Cs,cse and a manual 2.0 litre turbo.best decisions I ever made drivewise

  • john jorgensen says:

    looks like a 1979 to me . double hood air vents not sure how long they kept that wheel design . mine had ems motor pretty fast for its day . mine was same color .

  • WW says:

    2005 9-5 here, previous owner was a lawyer in CT area. The service record goes back years.

  • Chris. Wilson. says:

    Got my first Saab in 1965, 3 cylinder stroker 96. Followed by a Sport + various others including 3 V4s. Never aspired to the 99 cum 900 series or 9000. The 96 fitted like a glove, a wonderful little car, fast, economical, reliable. I havn’t driven anything nicer since.

  • j.wentworth says:

    Loved my R Reg 900 se Turbo convertible had it for 8 years or so before me owning it my mum bought it at 18 months old from Saab dealer in Leeds since selling it I’ve had an 05 2.0 Aero convertible and the 08 93 vector sportwagon cdti I still have , the 900 was still alot of Saab not so much both 93s and the build quality definitely isn’t as good but I still love them just the same. May well buy another some time but definitely would if Saab was still a car manufacturer.

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